the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(Source: seizetonight)
AHHH 404 Paige NotFound!!! Best.name.ever
Les filles du Roi affrontent les Contrabanditas au Taz - Montréal Rollerderby club.
Et aujourd’hui, ‘Page not found’ pourrait également être la réponse du gouvernement aux étudiants québécois qui défilent depuis 100 jours sans réponse à leur requête…
On Saturday I went to some sporting goods stores with mom and Millie for my gear, I am starting the Freshmeat program with the Ocala Cannibals tomorrow.
So of course as soon as Mil dropped me off at home I had to show Josh the awesome the knee pads she gave me. I took a running start and slid the length of my living room on my knees. I really wish I would have had half a mind to wear socks. Ouch.
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Lights Out: When you see it… you’ll wonder if sleep will ever come again.
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Ahhhhhhhhh! Took a minute and I wish I wouldn’t have taken that minute, cannot be unseen :(](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq8kaCyzl1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Lights Out: When you see it… you’ll wonder if sleep will ever come again.
[reddit.]
Ahhhhhhhhh! Took a minute and I wish I wouldn’t have taken that minute, cannot be unseen :(
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Tiny Reptile of the Day: Found on an islet just off of Madagascar’s main island, the Brookesia micra — or Madagascar Miniature Chameleon — is one of the smallest vertebrates ever discovered.
According to Frank Glaw, who led the team of scientist responsible for the diminutive reptile’s discovery, the adult B. micra is scarcely larger than half an inch from nose to bottom.
“Maybe there’s a potential for a smaller species,” says Glaw, who is returning to Madagascar this November to seek out new species. “I’m sure there are many surprises awaiting discovery.”
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Tiny Reptile of the Day: Found on an islet just off of Madagascar’s main island, the Brookesia micra — or Madagascar Miniature Chameleon — is one of the smallest vertebrates ever discovered.
According to Frank Glaw, who led the team of scientist responsible for the diminutive reptile’s discovery, the adult B. micra is scarcely larger than half an inch from nose to bottom.
“Maybe there’s a potential for a smaller species,” says Glaw, who is returning to Madagascar this November to seek out new species. “I’m sure there are many surprises awaiting discovery.”
[msnbc.]
Bypass surgery is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the medical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Human flight is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the mechanical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Democracy is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the political realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Salvation is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the spiritual realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Heliocentrism is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the astronomical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Domestication is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the agricultural realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Combustion is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the industrial realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
(via langer)
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TLL of the Day: Little known fact: Colonel Sanders makes every piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken himself.
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TLL of the Day: Little known fact: Colonel Sanders makes every piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken himself.
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